Unperfect Everything

Without further ado... The results from my survey are back. In no particular order they are:
* Stuck Up
* (My ex's) loss
* Sometimey
* Sexy as Hell
* Total Package
* Nice Rack
* Bully
* Crazy
* Red Head
* Sweety
* Hilarious
* Forethought
* Bad Mom
Definitely a lot more positives then I had anticipated. However, that was not what I was searching for so let's look at the negative personality traits individually.
Stuck up - It amazes me how the truth can be misconstrued as a negative trait. I am far from stuck up. The truth is, I'm painfully shy and I also lack the ability to make "small talk". I am comfortable sitting in silence and do not feel the need to perpetuate every moment with senseless babble. That said, this is not intended for me to justify my character but to enhance it. Apparently, this is something I need to work on. I'm not quite sure how I will achieve this but I am open to suggestions...
(My ex's loss) - Quite possibly but my gain... next!
Sometimey - I really wish I could get a clear definition on this one. I'm not sure what this means so for the meantime we will skip it.
Sexy as Hell - Gee... thanks (I think)
Total Package - Let the record state that this note and the "Sexy as Hell" note were in 2 different hand writings, and none of the participants were bribed. That stated, I feel the same way about myself... I just wish other people would see that as well.
Nice Rack - As I have said many times before, Give me a knife, something for the pain, and something for the bleeding. I will cut them off and give them to you. They do nothing but cause problems for me and I despise them.
Bully - I had to go to the dictionary to get a clear definition for this one. "A person who is habitually cruel or overbearing, especially to smaller or weaker people" While I never would have guessed this would describe me apparently someone thinks it does. I will have to look deeper into this and see what I can do to rectify this character flaw.... suggestions?
Crazy - I'm not entirely sure if this is a negative or a positive trait. Nor am I certain about what type of "crazy" I am characterised as being. For now I will assume it is positive and leave it alone but I leave this open for discussion at a further time.
Red Head - thank for stating the obvious
Sweety - awwwww.
Hilarious - I would have never guessed someone thought I was funny, but okay.
Forethought - Not sure this is a character trait but I definitely do this... thanks for noticing.
Bad Mom - Unless these comments come from my son (which they didn't) I chose not acknowledge them, except to state that this stems from someone only hearing one side of a story and also comes from a person who has no children.